Scene 1
(A view of the front of a bank. It's a sunny day in Brirain. Suddenly a black van pulls up. 5 armed robber’s jump out and go enter the bank. The alarms of the bank turn on and the stobe light flshes on and off outside. Inside, the yelling of the robbers giving demands and the screeming of the frighten people is all you can hear. The camera turns and aims above the city buildings. A faint object appeares over the British city. It gets closer and the object is a man flying. He lands, and rushes in to the bank. Than sounds of a fight breakout and people cheering after a momount or two. The man comes out victorious with all the five men one by one.)
(The camera view backs off. It shows that it was a projector video. There is a table where a bunch of men are sitting. The prejector is in the middle of the table.)
(One of the men sits up. He appears to be the leader and speaks.)
Leader: As you see, Justice League Man of Extraordinary Wonderous Super Power Lad… or as he is known as, J.L.M.O.E.W.S.P.L for short. He has foiled our attempts at running chaos in Britain. Have any ideas on what to do?
(a second man stands up dramatically. His name tag reads Brad.)
Brad: We tried all we can, sir… dismals in distress, kidnaping his girlfriend, even kryptonite. We’ve read the whole bad guy villain book inside and out. Every idea in it… we did!
(A different man, hesitated, and stood up. He spook nervously.) Man: Well… did you try… like shooting him... like... in the head... maby?
Brad: (Speaking with the book next to his face with a smile. His face on the cover.) The book didn’t say anything about….
Leader: (Hitting the book out of his hand.) Forget the bloody book. That may just work and....(pauses) Hold on. Why in hell didn’t we think of shooting him berore?! For god’s sake… every evil villain in every superhero movie shot the hero… even if at the end they get horribly mangled as the end result.
Brad: Well, that’s why we didn’t do it.
Leader: What do you mean?
Brad: (Sarcastically) Well, we don’t have “Bad guy henchmen getting horribly mangled by a really strong super hero insurance.” What do you think?! And I mean come on? Who is really that bloody sick to walk up to some one and actually shoot him in the head point blank?
Leader: Oh, shut up. Get the l out there and do your job before I horribly mangle you!!
End Scene
Scene 2
(The owner of the British’s most popular magazine “Crumpets and Tea Time Daily,” Richard Cory sits down after dinner to watch TV on his 78 inch plasma television.)
Richard: Gee Wizz. Sticking up for the weak, innocent, and the down right pitiful can be tiring. Let’s see what is on the tely, shall we?
(just than, a phone rings)
Richard: Yes? …Oh ello' governor’… oh another bank robbery you say? Of course I can save the day... why, I was only just talking to my self just a moment ago…. Got it…(Hangs up) Justice Leage Man of Extraordinary Woundeis Super Power Lad powers actvate!!! (Suddenly… he jumps out of his seat, spins around a bunch and turns in to the friendly neighborhood superhero.) Tally-Hoooo!!!
(He than makes his way towards the door when he trips over the table and falls out the window.)
End Scene
Scene 3
(camra view shows J.L.M.O.E.W.S.P.L weving in and out of the building's way. He arives to the bank door. The camra view shows the inside view of the bank door and than J.L.M.O.E.W.S.P.L coming through the door. He is startled to find no one in the bank.)
J.L.M.O.E.W.S.P.L- Umm... ellloooo?
(Suddenly, Brad comes up from the desk.)
Brad- Why is it the frendly neighbor... SUPERHERO THAT RUINS ALL OF OUR BLOODY PLANS AND DESTROYS OUR HARD WORK!!!!!
J.L.M.O.E.W.S.P.L- Woooh. Don't get your nickers all in a bunch now. You're the bad guy. You knew what you where getting in to when you became a bad guy,
Brad: (looking down at the floor) You know... I never wanted to be a bad guy. I wanted to be a faymous dancer... but when dad found out that I didi'nt want to follow in his foots steps and be a Bear Whestler, he did the "I have no son! I have no son!" And mum, mum just watch....
J.L.M.O.E.W.S.P.L- Aww... thats heartbreaking. You know what, if you want you can fight crime as my spunky, cooky, side kick! Ya that would be cool... yaaaa....
Brad: Even if your offer is very nice... (Looks up with an evil grin) I am afrade I am going to decline your generous offer. (Pulls out a gun and points at the superhero.)
J.L.M.O.E.W.S.P.L- Ha! Ha! Ha! Silly Brad. I would of beleved that a spunky, cooky, man like you would of known that i am immuned to bullits except for one place and I will give you one hint... it's not my head so don't get any crazy ideas of shooting me in the head because....
Brad: O.K. (Pulls Trigger)
Gun: BANG!!
End Scene
Scene 4
(Just as the gun goes off, Richard Cory wakens from a dream. Sweat on his face. He looks around and finds that he is asleep in his bed.)
.:Richard Cory:. A British SuperHero
By: Taylor m
Scene 1
(A view of the front of a bank. It's a sunny day in Brirain. Suddenly a black van pulls up. 5 armed robber’s jump out and go enter the bank. The alarms of the bank turn on and the stobe light flshes on and off outside. Inside, the yelling of the robbers giving demands and the screeming of the frighten people is all you can hear. The camera turns and aims above the city buildings. A faint object appeares over the British city. It gets closer and the object is a man flying. He lands, and rushes in to the bank. Than sounds of a fight breakout and people cheering after a momount or two. The man comes out victorious with all the five men one by one.)
(The camera view backs off. It shows that it was a projector video. There is a table where a bunch of men are sitting. The prejector is in the middle of the table.)
(One of the men sits up. He appears to be the leader and speaks.)
Leader: As you see, Justice League Man of Extraordinary Wonderous Super Power Lad… or as he is known as, J.L.M.O.E.W.S.P.L for short. He has foiled our attempts at running chaos in Britain. Have any ideas on what to do?
(a second man stands up dramatically. His name tag reads Brad.)
Brad: We tried all we can, sir… dismals in distress, kidnaping his girlfriend, even kryptonite. We’ve read the whole bad guy villain book inside and out. Every idea in it… we did!
(A different man, hesitated, and stood up. He spook nervously.)
Man: Well… did you try… like shooting him... like... in the head... maby?
Brad: (Speaking with the book next to his face with a smile. His face on the cover.) The book didn’t say anything about….
Leader: (Hitting the book out of his hand.) Forget the bloody book. That may just work and....(pauses) Hold on. Why in hell didn’t we think of shooting him berore?! For god’s sake… every evil villain in every superhero movie shot the hero… even if at the end they get horribly mangled as the end result.
Brad: Well, that’s why we didn’t do it.
Leader: What do you mean?
Brad: (Sarcastically) Well, we don’t have “Bad guy henchmen getting horribly mangled by a really strong super hero insurance.” What do you think?! And I mean come on? Who is really that bloody sick to walk up to some one and actually shoot him in the head point blank?
Leader: Oh, shut up. Get the l out there and do your job before I horribly mangle you!!
End Scene
Scene 2
(The owner of the British’s most popular magazine “Crumpets and Tea Time Daily,” Richard Cory sits down after dinner to watch TV on his 78 inch plasma television.)
Richard: Gee Wizz. Sticking up for the weak, innocent, and the down right pitiful can be tiring. Let’s see what is on the tely, shall we?
(just than, a phone rings)
Richard: Yes? …Oh ello' governor’… oh another bank robbery you say? Of course I can save the day... why, I was only just talking to my self just a moment ago…. Got it…(Hangs up) Justice Leage Man of Extraordinary Woundeis Super Power Lad powers actvate!!! (Suddenly… he jumps out of his seat, spins around a bunch and turns in to the friendly neighborhood superhero.) Tally-Hoooo!!!
(He than makes his way towards the door when he trips over the table and falls out the window.)
End Scene
Scene 3
(camra view shows J.L.M.O.E.W.S.P.L weving in and out of the building's way. He arives to the bank door. The camra view shows the inside view of the bank door and than J.L.M.O.E.W.S.P.L coming through the door. He is startled to find no one in the bank.)
J.L.M.O.E.W.S.P.L- Umm... ellloooo?
(Suddenly, Brad comes up from the desk.)
Brad- Why is it the frendly neighbor... SUPERHERO THAT RUINS ALL OF OUR BLOODY PLANS AND DESTROYS OUR HARD WORK!!!!!
J.L.M.O.E.W.S.P.L- Woooh. Don't get your nickers all in a bunch now. You're the bad guy. You knew what you where getting in to when you became a bad guy,
Brad: (looking down at the floor) You know... I never wanted to be a bad guy. I wanted to be a faymous dancer... but when dad found out that I didi'nt want to follow in his foots steps and be a Bear Whestler, he did the "I have no son! I have no son!" And mum, mum just watch....
J.L.M.O.E.W.S.P.L- Aww... thats heartbreaking. You know what, if you want you can fight crime as my spunky, cooky, side kick! Ya that would be cool... yaaaa....
Brad: Even if your offer is very nice... (Looks up with an evil grin) I am afrade I am going to decline your generous offer. (Pulls out a gun and points at the superhero.)
J.L.M.O.E.W.S.P.L- Ha! Ha! Ha! Silly Brad. I would of beleved that a spunky, cooky, man like you would of known that i am immuned to bullits except for one place and I will give you one hint... it's not my head so don't get any crazy ideas of shooting me in the head because....
Brad: O.K. (Pulls Trigger)
Gun: BANG!!
End Scene
Scene 4
(Just as the gun goes off, Richard Cory wakens from a dream. Sweat on his face. He looks around and finds that he is asleep in his bed.)
Richard: Bloody hell... what was that about?
(Another figure sits up in the bed.)
Brad: (Speeking Tired) Whats wrong sweety...?
FIN